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Saya percaya tentu ramai isteri-isteri di luar sana yang menerima email yang serupa seperti ini.....
Dear Wife,
1. From 11 June to 11 July 2010, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.
2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).
3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don’t mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me. If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I won’t have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.
4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, and answer the telephone.
5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games.. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV when there are no games.
6. Please, please, please!! If you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, it’s only a game", or "don’t worry, they’ll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a divorce.
7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one"game; hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".
8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don’t care if I have seen them or I haven’t seen them, I want to see them again. Many times!
9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:a) I will not go,b) I will not go, andc) I will not go.
10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.
11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this…why don’t you change the channel to something we can all watch?" because, the reply will be, "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".
12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier League, FA Cup, etc.
Sekarang ni kedua-dua hero kecil saya pun dah jadi geng abah dia. Sikit-sikit bola. sikit-sikit bola. Pergi playground main bola. Keluar ke mana pun beli bola. Dalam rumah pun main bola. Buka tv pun mesti nak tengok bola. Cerita pun tentang bola.... ohh..... tidak!!!!!!!!!
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2 comments:
salam, ayu xdptlah pulak email lagi pasal World cup nie.. tp angin2 world cup dah masuk rumah... dia siap dah beli kerusi for world cup ada jual kat Tesco.. nak buat apa kerusi tu pun enggak taulah.. kita tengok ajelah nnt.. this year dia seronok skit coz 2 org anak laki dia dpt join dia tengok world cup.. harap kat ayu tima kasih ajelah ya..heheee
Ayu, encik suami dah start membeli2 tu lagi power tu..... dan nampaknya masing2 sibuk berkempen kat anak-anak ye.... nampaknya kaum ibu kenalah merancang aktiviti sendiri kan!
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